E. J. Copperman's "Where There’s Smoke…"

E.J. Copperman is the nom de plume for Jeff Cohen, writer of intentionally funny murder mysteries. As E.J., he is the author of the Haunted Guest house series, the Agent to the Paws series and the Jersey Girl Legal mysteries, as well as the Fran and Ken Stein mysteries. As Jeff, he is the author of the Double Feature and Aaron Tucker series; and he collaborates with himself on the Samuel Hoenig Asperger's mysteries.

Here Copperman shares some notes for the casting agent on an adaptation of his new novel, Where There’s Smoke…:

The fact is, I don’t know what my characters look like.

That’s been true in every novel I’ve written (and there have been a bunch). I don’t picture the character beyond a very general type unless their appearance will be important to the story, and it almost never is.

So trying to (mentally) cast a movie of Where There’s Smoke… the second Haunted Paint Store mystery, I have to go with attitude rather than resemblance. I believe the reader will form a mental picture of the character and no matter what they imagine, they’ll be right. So no physical descriptions for me.

Laura Meehan, is a woman knocking on the door of middle age, but not walking over the threshold yet. She make self-deprecating comments about the way she looks, but I don’t think those are to be taken seriously. Certainly her husband Roy doesn’t think she’s lacking in any department. She’s not a girl-next-door type, but probably a girl-two-doors down woman.

Her deceased father, Amos Meehan, is an ex-police detective and ex-owner of the paint store Laura now owns and operates. He has a wry outlook, likes to prod people just a bit, and thinks all of his opinions are indisputable facts. He’s going to be in his late sixties or early seventies forever, and luckily he can’t see himself in a mirror. When I’m writing Roy I’m probably thinking about my own dad, but more assertive. And I don’t think he looks like my father at all: Amos isn’t nearly Jewish enough for my dad.

Roy isn’t the most handsome man in New Jersey, but he’s no slouch, and that’s all I know about what he looks like. He’s a computer whiz but not the stereotypical geek/immature adolescent you might be used to. He’s very good at his job and he can be an enormous help to Laura when she’s investigating a crime. As all paint store owners do. He has a sense of humor that isn’t New Jersey-bred but he still communicates perfectly with his Jersey girl wife. But he worries more about her poking into things outside her own realm than Laura does.

If you’re a producer and want to turn Where There’s Smoke… into a movie, television series or YouTube sensation, feel free to cast whomever you like. Just email and I’ll give you my agent’s contact information.

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Barbara O’Neal's "A Thousand Painted Hours"

Barbara O’Neal is the author of more than a dozen award-winning, bestselling novels, including the runaway bestseller, When We Believed in Mermaids, which has been published in 21 countries and spent many months on both the most sold and most read Amazon Charts, as well as the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and Washington Post bestseller lists. O’Neal is an avid traveler and passionate cook, and discovered the Oregon coast on a pandemic-era trip with her husband. She now lives on that rocky, moody coast in a quirky beach house and writes her books from a room overlooking the sea. She lives with her British husband, who has promised to never lose his accent, and their cats and dogs.

Here O’Neal dreamcasts an adaptation of her new novel, A Thousand Painted Hours:

I would so dearly love to see this as a movie! It would be the kind of movie I'd watch ten times. It is a love story at its most elemental level, an epic story told over several decades about Elsie Turner, the daughter of an British civil servant in Nainital, India, and Elsie's friend Tanveer Singh, the son of a local Maharajah. It begins with the Blitz in London, a subject I never quite get enough of, and flashes back to the friendship, then love story of the two over time, and follows the pair as they fight for their ideals, not always in harmony, and for the lives they each wish to have. Tanveer is devoted to Indian Independence, while Elsie is trying to find her voice as an artist, and as they come together and are torn apart many times, they each have to grapple with the times and their class, and the very real, sustained connection they've found with each other.

Honestly, there are any number of actors who would play Tanveer beautifully. I love Riz Ahmed's soulful face. I also love Himesh Patel, and the wildly talented Dev Patel. Lately, I have been smitten by the Punjabi singer Diljit Dosanjh and he's done so much for the visibility of Sikhs that he'd be utterly perfect.

For Elsie, I imagined Rachel Weisz--she has the intelligence I'd like to see for this character.

As for directors, my dream person would be Mira Nair, but I would also be delighted with Sofia Coppola. I mean, why not dream big?

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Laura Jensen Walker's "The Postmistress of Puddlington"

Bestselling, award-winning author Laura Jensen Walker is the Agatha and Lefty-nominated author of more than 20 books including Murder Most Sweet, Hope, Faith & a Corpse, and Death of a Flying Nightingale.

A rabid Anglophile since being stationed at an RAF base with the USAF in her twenties, Walker lives in Northern California with her Renaissance-man husband and two rescue terriers, where she drinks tea and dreams of England.

Her new novel is The Postmistress of Puddlington.

Here Walker dreamcasts an adaptation of the new novel:

I’m a big movie buff, so when I began writing The Postmistress of Puddlington during lockdown, I cast the film in my head.

Middle-aged spinster postmistress Hester Smith who loves Dickens and Jane Eyre is a toss-up between Olivia Colman and Kate Winslet—without makeup. Both are excellent actresses and Kate has proven she can do plain as shown in Mare of Easttown. (Plus, her hair color is the same as Hester’s.) But. . . there’s something about Olivia Colman that gives her a slight edge.

For Minerva Winterbottom, the bohemian, aging lady of the manor who likes to jitterbug, I envisioned two of my favorite actresses, and found it impossible to choose between them. Sadly, since then Dame Judi Dench has gone blind and at ninety, has aged out of the sixty-something role of Minerva. Therefore, (drumroll) the only woman to play Lady Winterbottom is Dame Emma Thompson. Emma epitomizes bohemian and is a phenomenal actress. (That scene in Love, Actually where she realizes her husband—played by Alan Rickman—cheated on her, is a masterclass in acting.) Also, the divine Emma is absolutely hilarious and wrote the Academy Award-winning screenplay for Sense and Sensibility.) Enough said.

Then there’s Mary Robins, vicar’s wife and president of the local W.I. (Women’s Institute.) Initially, I thought of Rachel Weisz or perhaps Emily Blunt. Lately though I’ve been leaning toward Anna Madeley who does such a lovely job playing Mrs. Hall, the housekeeper, in All Creatures Great and Small.

For Mary’s pretty daughter Violet, I kept seeing Anne Hathaway in my head as I wrote. In my opinion, Anne is one of the most beautiful, talented actresses in Hollywood. And she’s proven she can do an English accent. Unfortunately, she’s now in her forties, while Violet is eighteen at the start of the war and twenty-four when Puddlington ends in 1945. I racked my brain trying to think of beautiful, dark-haired young actresses and came up with Selena Gomez—though I don’t know if she can do a British accent. If not, then Rachel Shenton who plays James Herriott’s wife Helen in All Creatures Great and Small, would be perfect.

Nora Clarke, the final character in my quintet of English women was the easiest to cast. Violet’s best friend Nora moved to the U.S. at thirteen when her American dad had to return home to care for his parents. She returns to England at nineteen to do her bit by enlisting in the Royal Navy as a “Wren” in 1939. Emma Watson (Hermione from the Harry Potter movies) was hands down Nora from the get-go.

Lastly, Amos Brown, the hulking, middle-aged gardener who quotes Wordsworth is Ciarán Hinds all the way. I’ve loved the Irish Ciarán since he played Captain Wentworth in Persuasion. I also adored him in Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day and Belfast (for which he should have won the Oscar, in my opinion.) Runner ups: Colin Firth and Clive Owen, both now in their sixties, which is hard to believe. Colin Firth will always be Mr. Darcy to me.

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